Monday, April 25, 2011

Not Listening

Over the phone with Rachel:


"Rachel, how are you doing on that shield?" (Homework stuff)
"I'm singing Jar of Hearts."

* pause *


"Did you just hear what I said?"
"No." (Well, at least she was honest.) 
"I asked you how it was going on your shield."
"Oh."
"So, how is it?"
"How is what?"
"RACHEL!"
"Wha-at??"
"How. Are. You. Doing. On. Your. Shield?"
"Oh. Good."


After all that, all I got was "good". 

Friday, April 8, 2011

Maddie

At my birthday party, we watched Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (gotta love that movie). Almost everyday at school, I am encountered with:


Maddie: "Where's Milly?"
Me: "In the barn, hunting eggs."
Maddie: "I wish I could hunt eggs."
Me: "I'd love to hunt eggs..."




So der you go den.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Facebook

I am really getting tired of people asking me if I have a Facebook.

"No, I don't. I don't need or want one."
"Oh my gosh. Thats sad. You should get one."


No, thanks. I actually like to communicate with people the genuine way.