Friday, August 12, 2011

Little Kids

When I was doing VBS, I was working with little kinderbeaners. Obviously they can't spell. This is what I saw during the crafts:

~Gob is Gub
~Yoo ar speshull
~Fanks for saving us (I believe that kid was British)


Sunday, May 22, 2011


I have finally realized how much attention a 9-year old really needs. I just babysat a girl named Patti, and I promise you, I might be deaf. She just kept talking and talking and TALKING. I guess its better than,

"Hi! How are you?"
* pause *
"Okay then."

But oofda.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011


I was sitting on a chair yesterday, and I got my bootious maximus stuck to the chair!! Stupid humidity. :(

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Monday, May 9, 2011


I was looking on Craig's List for an iPod touch, and this is what I saw:

Women seeking men
Men seeking women

Well, I thought that was it. But no!

Women seeking women
Men seeking men

Isn't it a wonderful world we live in?

Monday, April 25, 2011

Not Listening

Over the phone with Rachel:

"Rachel, how are you doing on that shield?" (Homework stuff)
"I'm singing Jar of Hearts."

* pause *

"Did you just hear what I said?"
"No." (Well, at least she was honest.) 
"I asked you how it was going on your shield."
"So, how is it?"
"How is what?"
"How. Are. You. Doing. On. Your. Shield?"
"Oh. Good."

After all that, all I got was "good". 

Friday, April 8, 2011


At my birthday party, we watched Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (gotta love that movie). Almost everyday at school, I am encountered with:

Maddie: "Where's Milly?"
Me: "In the barn, hunting eggs."
Maddie: "I wish I could hunt eggs."
Me: "I'd love to hunt eggs..."

So der you go den.