Babysitting

I have finally realized how much attention a 9-year old really needs. I just babysat a girl named Patti, and I promise you, I might be deaf. She just kept talking and talking and TALKING. I guess its better than,

"Hi! How are you?"
"Good."
* pause *
"Okay then."

But oofda.

Hot!!

I was sitting on a chair yesterday, and I got my bootious maximus stuck to the chair!! Stupid humidity. :(

Pips

I am currently eating pips (chips) wif cheese. Yum!

YUCK

I was looking on Craig's List for an iPod touch, and this is what I saw:


Women seeking men
Men seeking women








Well, I thought that was it. But no!


Women seeking women
Men seeking men

Isn't it a wonderful world we live in?